I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It's just like the Real World with babies
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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