dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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