White coat. Heels.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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