so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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