That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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