Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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