Reggie can tackle my bush.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
