Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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