Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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