Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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