She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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