My balls are so social today.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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