That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
