Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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