brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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