Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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