I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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