you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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