Christians are straight up FREAKS
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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