bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
