Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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