Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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