got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
