bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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