Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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