Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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