Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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