have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
try to milk me bitch
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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