We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
