Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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