You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It was confusing and full of hummus
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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