her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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