She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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