how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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