Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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