i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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