you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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