At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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