I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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