i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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