The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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