I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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