Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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