I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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