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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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