ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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