Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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