reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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