Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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