so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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