No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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