If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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