The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, beer. Big fan.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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