i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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