My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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