the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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